Since April hit the chart, I was nowhere to be found! On weekdays, I work my ass out to shed more than 0.5lbs (so I can rightfully wear my bikinis)...and on weekends?!?!?! It's party time!
April 7: Bridal Shower Party for Anna
Condoms, clay-penis, porn movie, and VOOODDDDKKKAAAA...are some of the things that topped the night at Anna's bridal shower. She wanted to have a gigolo, but this girl is so pihikan, Gary Estrada look alike or nothing...we ended up with....RENE DE GUZMAN (sorry, private joke). Hahahaha...Here's a peak of Anna's shower. 
April 8-9: Bamboo Cove, Puerto Galera
Still smelling of the Vodka I drank from Anna's shower, I headed to meet my MBA friends for our Galera getaway. I thought I was the only one stinking of alcohol and lacking of sleep, only to find out that Jerome didn't get the chance to sleep at all and Ritchie only had 3 hrs of sleep...Lets not ask how much Kathy got, elderly are used to sleeping early...hehehe...peace Kathy!
We stayed at Bamboo Cove which is a boat ride away from White Beach. Docked at Muelle Port then rode a van going to Bamboo cove. Ritchie's friend, Anna, said we have to cross two mountains to get there. We shrugged it off thinking it was an exaggeration...But hell no! It was indeed two mountains. You know you're on a mountain when there's nothing on either side but sunbaked bushes, spiny tree tunks and dried grass everywhere. Rutted dirt roads, and dust. Anyway, after 20 minutes (in a province where there's not much traffic, travelling for 20 minutes is a long time) we finally reached the place. We arrived there at around 12nn. Just in time for lunch.
That weekend was the most relaxing weekend I've had for months. Feasting on grilled seafood and meat every meal, playing beach volleyball and cards. Then billiards when you're bored with it. Telling your funny stories over coffee. Relax drinking at night. It was indeed a get away! That's what you call...A life!
Just like Knotslanding, these will be brought up in every gimmick:
Ritchie and the dilis
While snorkeling, Ritchie immediately surfaced, frightened from what he saw...
Ritchie: Ay....ang daming isdaaaaaaa!
(Afraid?! Diba kaya ka nga nag-sosnorkeling kasi gusto mong makakita ng isda?!)
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The P and F depect...este defect
Ritchie: Alam mo ang ganda pala ng board shorts ko na to. Galing oh, water froop.
Claire: Ritch baka water proof. Hahahaa
Ritchie: Pucha, ilabas mo yan sa barkada, papatayin kita!
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Don't buy pirated CDs
Kat: Claire, Jerome, ok lang ba kung magdagdag na lang tayo dun sa driver tapos pahatid na lang tayo sa kanya-kanyang bahay?
Claire: Sa kin okay lang. Ask nyo si Jerome.
Kat: Jerome, ok lang ba kung magdagdag na lang tayo dun sa driver tapos pahatid na lang tayo sa kanya-kanyang bahay?
Jerome: Eh kung magdagdag na lang tayo para mahatid tayo sa mga bahay natin?
Ritchie: Alam mo, di naman siguro malaki ang idadagdag natin sa driver pag nagpahatid tayo sa bahay natin no?
Claire: May mas maganda akong idea, eh kung kausapin natin yung driver na ihatid tayo hanggang sa bahay tapos bayaran na lang natin sya?
Kat: Hindi, magpahatid na lang tayo sa driver. Tapos magdagdag na lang tayo.
PS: When we got to Manila, hindi kami hinatid ng driver! Nagtaxi kaming lahat pauwi. Ang kulit nyo kasi eh!
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